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    A husband had always been disdainful of people who, in his estimation, talk too much. Recently he proudly told his wife he’d heard that men use 2200 words a day, while women use 4400.
    The wife thought about that a moment, then concluded, "That`s because women have to repeat everything they say to their husbands.", to which he looked up and asked, "Come again?"
  • Impatient in two hours! After a number of years in England Santa decided to visit his native village in Punjab. But he decided to spend a few days in Bombay and then a day in Delhi to pay homage in the Bangla Saheb Gurdwara near Connaught Place.
    He landed in Bombay and...
  • The Lawyer and St. Peter… incongruous ? The lawyer is standing at the gate to Heaven and St. Peter is listing his sins: 1) Defending a large corporation in a pollution suit where he knew they were guilty, 2) Defending an obviously guilty murderer because...
  • More Religion....techie style... Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours, until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge. They type furiously, lines of code streaming across the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition...
  • More Religion for a Sunday.. One beautiful Sunday morning, a minister announced to his congregation: 'My good people, I have here in my hands three sermons, a $100 sermon that lasts five minutes, a $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes, and...
  • Pneumonia ... A patient suffering from a nasty cold visited Dr. D`Costa and said groaning, 'Doctor, can you cure my terrible cold? It has made things hell for me for the last four or five days.'Having never read about any confirmed cure for common cold, the young, over-zealous doctor advised...