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    A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl`s grandmother.
    On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
    "Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
    "The tombstone back there said: Here lies a lawyer and an honest man."
  • Genie Here... Three men came across a female genie who promised to grant each one a wish. The first man said, I wish I were twenty-five percent smarter. The genie blinked, and the man...
  • Impatient in two hours! After a number of years in England Santa decided to visit his native village in Punjab. But he decided to spend a few days in Bombay and then a day in Delhi to pay homage in the Bangla Saheb Gurdwara near Connaught Place.
    He landed in Bombay and...
  • The Lawyer and St. Peter… incongruous ? The lawyer is standing at the gate to Heaven and St. Peter is listing his sins: 1) Defending a large corporation in a pollution suit where he knew they were guilty, 2) Defending an obviously guilty murderer because...
  • More Religion....techie style... Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours, until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge. They type furiously, lines of code streaming across the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition...
  • More Religion for a Sunday.. One beautiful Sunday morning, a minister announced to his congregation: 'My good people, I have here in my hands three sermons, a $100 sermon that lasts five minutes, a $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes, and...
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