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    Three convicts escaped from prison. One was a Madrasi, one a Gujarati, and our Santa. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.
    About an hour later the Prison Warden and his assistant came into the barn. The warden told his assistant to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the warden asked him what he saw and the assistant yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks."
    The warden told him to find out what was in them, so the assistant kicked the first sack, which had the Madrasi in it.
    He went, "Bow-wow", so the assistant told the warden there was a dog in it.
    Then he kicked the sack with the Gujarati in it.
    He went, "Meow", so the assistant told the warden there was a cat in it.
    Then he kicked the one with the Santa in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the Santa said, "Potatoes".
  • Banta as a trainee!! Banta joined a big MNC as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,'You Rascal! Get me a coffee quickly!'The voice from the other side responded...
  • Revenge ! Revenge ! Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Santa was also experiencing the same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound 'guooonn, guooonn.'
  • Bargaining Banta Santa came to Chennai and wanted to do shopping in Burma Bazaar. His Tamilian friend told him that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price .
  • CROCODILE BOOTS Santa proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. Santa sets off to Africa and disappears.
  • Sooar ka Bachcha! Laloo Yadav s car is driving along a backcountry road on the way back to Patna, when all of a sudden a piglet jumps out in front of the car. The piglet dies on the spot. Laloo, upset, tells the chauffeur to go find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay the damages. The driver is gone for two hours and when he comes back, he has a bag full of money, and a wondering look on his face. Laloo wants to know what happened.
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