• Santa is the English teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the English class.
    This is what transpires :
    Santa : " Bolo bachon GADHA "
    Students (in chorous) : "GADHA "
    Santa : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA "
    Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA "
    Santa : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI"
    Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI"
    Santa : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR
    MERE PECHE SAARA DESH "
    Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH"
    By this time the inspector is furious .
    He confronts the principal and shouts at him "What is this Santa teaching to students.
    He is supposed to be taking an English class and what he is saying is GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH .
    The principle too is shocked , Santa the famous English teacher doing this. He immediately sends for Santa .
    Principal : " Santa ji what nonsense are you telling these students, GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH ".
    Santa : " Yes i was telling all this in class, but i was only teaching the students the spellings of |
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    ASSASSINATION . "
  • Potatoes! Three convicts escaped from prison. One was a Madrasi, one a Gujarati, and our Santa. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.
  • My name is.....! Santa had arrived early at the stadium for the first cricket game of the series between local rival teams only to realize that he had left his ticket at home. Not wanting to miss any of the first inning, he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat. After an hour`s wait he was just a few feet from the booth when a voice called out, 'Hey, Banta!' He looked up, stepped out of line and tried to find the owner of the voice-with no success.
  • Banta as a trainee!! Banta joined a big MNC as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,'You Rascal! Get me a coffee quickly!'The voice from the other side responded...
  • Revenge ! Revenge ! Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Santa was also experiencing the same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound 'guooonn, guooonn.'
  • Bargaining Banta Santa came to Chennai and wanted to do shopping in Burma Bazaar. His Tamilian friend told him that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price .
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