Santa and Banta observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of
their Mercedes with a coat hanger:
Santa: "I can`t seem to get this door unlocked! "
Banta: "Well, you`d better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down! "
Santa is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Then goes thru his certificates and then starts asking him questions