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    All, The procedure is, that the procedure will change until the new procedure is in place, which is also subject to change. The above procedure is invalid. The procedure to implement the procedure above has been revised. The new procedure is that there is no procedure except in the instance where a procedure already exists.(Existing procedure must be reviewed according to procedure before being followed.) Follow correct procedures in using the above procedures. This procedure is subject to change and revision at any time and you will be notified according to procedure.

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