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    I happened to be in Stockholm on a business trip last month and was dining in a restaurant. Before ordering my dinner I asked for a whisky.
    "Which is the best Swedish whisky?" I asked the waiter.
    "Sir are you from India?" he asked.
    "Yes."
    "Then you must try our very special brand Bofors, it gives you instant kickbacks."
    Bar
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