Santa in train
    Santa was traveling in a train. The ticket collector came and asked him to show his ticket.
    Santa politely asked, "Which one should I show, the one in my right pocket or the one in my left pocket?"
    The T.C. was taken aback. He then said, "Show me the ticket in your right pocket."
    Santa promptly showed the ticket. It was perfectly in order. The T.C. then asked for the reason for buying two tickets.
    Santa explained, "If someone picks one pocket then I have the other ticket left."
    The T.C. asked again, "Suppose someone picks both your pockets, what happens?"
    Santa said with a smile, "I have a concessional monthly pass also."
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