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    One taxi driver in Lahore to another, "Did you hear that the Pakistan government bought a thousand septic tanks?"

    The other driver replied, "Yes, and as soon as they learn to drive them, they`re going to invade India."
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    On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, 'Mommy, do they ever bury...
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