Bill

An English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students` written work. She was not sure how much impact she was having until one overly busy day when she sat at her desk rubbing her temples.

For the first time in many years, an old man went to a movie.
After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.

There was an earthquake recently that scared the inhabitants of a certain town.
One couple sent their little boy to stay with an Uncle in another district, explaining the reason...

This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,
'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looks around the shop and says, 'About 2 hours.'
The guy leaves...