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Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
Waiter: Don`t worry, Sir, - it`s not that hot!

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Quotes

A kiss is the shortest distance between two souls.

Trivia

'Dreamt' is the only word in the English language that ends with 'MT'.

Graffiti

If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.