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    A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to the police.
    "For example." he said, "when I entered my chambers today, I was positive that I had my gold watch in my pocket. But then I remembered that I left in on my nightstand in my bedroom."
    When the judge returned home that evening, his wife asked him "Why so much urgency for your watch? Isn`t sending three men to pick it up for you a bit extreme?"
    "What?" said the judge, "I didn`t send anyone for my watch, let alone three people. What did you do?"
    "I gave it to the first one," said the wife, "he knew exactly where it was,"
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