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    A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every job he has ever held.
    "I must say," says the executive, "Your work history is terrible. You`ve been fired from every job."
    "Yes," says the man.
    "Well," continues the executive "there`s not much positive in that."
    "Hey!" says the guy as he pokes the application. "At least I`m not a quitter."
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    'For example.' he said, 'when I entered my chambers today, I was positive that I had my gold watch...
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  • Take her, she`s yours! A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly...
  • The law of equality! Said a lady to her friend, 'When we got our divorce we divided everything we had equally between us. Two children stayed with me, two went to my ex-husband.'
    'What happened to the...
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