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    A school inspector asked the class, "If length of the platform is 200 metres and speed of the train is 100 kilometres what should be my age?"
    Noting the absurdity of the question, a clever student answered, "Fifty years, sir." The answer was absolutely correct.
    The inspector was astounded. He asked the boy his method of calculation. "Simple, sir," the boy replied, "I have an elder brother aged 25 years and everybody calls him half mad!"
  • Positive approach! A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been...
  • How long? This drunk gets on a bus and asks the driver how long the trip is between Limerick and Cork. Driver said that its about two hours. He again asks the driver that how long the trip is between....
  • And the truth dawns! A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to the police.
    'For example.' he said, 'when I entered my chambers today, I was positive that I had my gold watch...
  • A Torah scholar ? A young woman brings home her fiancĂ© to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancĂ© to his study for...
  • Married men only In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him:...