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    I remember one time when I was home visiting my folks. My mom asked me to set the table for dinner. I opened the refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was a risqué picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built, but scantily clad young woman.
    “Mom, what s this?" I asked.
    "Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat," she answered.
    "Is it working?" I asked.
    "Yes and no," she explained. "I ve lost 15 pounds, but your dad has gained 20!"
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