|Some ladies, who were determined to put an end to drinking in their colony, went to the house of a retired Army Officer one evening.|
"When did you last have a drink?" they asked
"1945" replied the officer.
"That is very good!" remarked the ladies very happily. "So you are a teetotaler now?"
"I wouldn t call it exactly that," replied the officer, looking at his watch. "You see it is only 2015 now."