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    Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man started to scream for help. A trout fisherman ran up.
    The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can`t swim. Please save her. I"ll give you a hundred dollars."
    The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes, he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to shore.
    Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said, "Okay, where`s my hundred?"
    The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my mother- in-law."
    The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck. How much do I owe you?"
  • A bargain! A man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
    The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys to new Rolls Royce parked on the street...
  • Not again! After four years of separation, a man and his wife finally divorced amicably. He wanted to date again, but he had no idea of how to start, so he decided to look in the personals column of the local newspaper.
    After reading through all the...
  • Robbing the robbers! A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer`s club by mistake.
    The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape.
    'It ain`t so...
  • Things law enforcement officials say: The handcuffs are tight because they`re new. They`ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.

    Take your hands off the car, and I`ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.

    Remember, when you gotta cuff `em ..nobody is your...
  • Centipede!! The centipede walks out the door. 10 minutes later... no centipede. 20 minutes later... no centipede. 30 minutes later... no centipede. By this point the man is wondering what`s going on. The centipede should have been back in a couple of minutes. 45 minutes later... still no centipede! He can`t imagine what could have happened. Did the centipede