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    A customer arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car, They were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it.
    He went to the service department and found a mechanic, Mr Santa working feverishly to unlock the driver`s side door.
    As the customer watched from the passenger`s side, he instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open.
    "Hey," he announced to the technician, "It`s open!"
    "I know," answered Santa.- "I already got that side."
  • Ice fishing! A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She`d seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary items together, she made for thenearest frozen lake.
    After positioning her footstool, she started to make a circular cut...
  • A bargain! A man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
    The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys to new Rolls Royce parked on the street...
  • Not again! After four years of separation, a man and his wife finally divorced amicably. He wanted to date again, but he had no idea of how to start, so he decided to look in the personals column of the local newspaper.
    After reading through all the...
  • Robbing the robbers! A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer`s club by mistake.
    The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape.
    'It ain`t so...
  • Things law enforcement officials say: The handcuffs are tight because they`re new. They`ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.

    Take your hands off the car, and I`ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.

    Remember, when you gotta cuff `em ..nobody is your...