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    There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You`re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again.
    His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
    A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You`re cute!” Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’?
    Lawyer said “The drugs are wearing off!”
  • Rescuers reward! Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man started to scream for help. A trout fisherman ran up.
    The man said, 'My wife is drowning and I can`t swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred...
  • Ice fishing! A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She`d seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary items together, she made for thenearest frozen lake.
    After positioning her footstool, she started to make a circular cut...
  • A bargain! A man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
    The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys to new Rolls Royce parked on the street...
  • Not again! After four years of separation, a man and his wife finally divorced amicably. He wanted to date again, but he had no idea of how to start, so he decided to look in the personals column of the local newspaper.
    After reading through all the...
  • Robbing the robbers! A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer`s club by mistake.
    The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape.
    'It ain`t so...