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    A first-time father takes his baby to the doctor. "Doc, I can`t figure out what`s wrong with him. He doesn`t stop crying."

    It only takes the doctor a second to see what is wrong. "Here’s your problem," says the doctor. "This baby’s in serious need of a diaper change."

    Looking baffled, the man replies, "But the package says it’s good for eight to 10 pounds!"
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  • The act of Unlocking! A customer arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car, They were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it.
    He went to the service department and found a mechanic, Mr Santa working feverishly to unlock the driver`s...
  • Rescuers reward! Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man started to scream for help. A trout fisherman ran up.
    The man said, 'My wife is drowning and I can`t swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred...
  • Ice fishing! A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She`d seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary items together, she made for thenearest frozen lake.
    After positioning her footstool, she started to make a circular cut...
  • A bargain! A man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
    The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys to new Rolls Royce parked on the street...