|A first-time father takes his baby to the doctor. "Doc, I can`t figure out what`s wrong with him. He doesn`t stop crying." |
It only takes the doctor a second to see what is wrong. "Here’s your problem," says the doctor. "This baby’s in serious need of a diaper change."
Looking baffled, the man replies, "But the package says it’s good for eight to 10 pounds!"