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    Santa was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Taneja, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager.
    Santa , who was somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage, "Hey Banta. Is that you? Come over here a minute."
    Dr. Taneja, a bit surprised, walked over to where Santa was working on the car. Santa, in a loud voice that all could hear, said argumentatively, "So Mr. Taneja doctor, look at this work. I also take valves out, grind `em, put in new parts, and when I finish this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks, when you and me are doing basically the same work?"
    Dr. Taneja, very embarrassed, shook his head and replied in a soft voice, "Try doing your work with the engine running."
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