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    A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I`m gay."
    His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she`d heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You`re gay -- doesn`t that mean you put other men`s penises in your mouth?"
    The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that`s right."
    His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don`t you EVER complain about my cooking again!!"
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    Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet...
  • Potential and reality! A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. 'Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?'
    His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, 'Let`s make a demonstration out of...
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  • The bridegroom`s revenge!(a true story) Below is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.
    This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone...
  • It hurts? Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her dead husband`s rigor mortis hard-on which is sticking straight up in the air and if they don`t...