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    The parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.
    The son comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
    The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
    So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy`s!"
    The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
    So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"
  • The star in the sky? A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, 'Okay, Mrs. Jones, what`s the problem?'
    The mother says, 'It`s my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she`s putting on weight and is sick...
  • Blessing in disguise! A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, 'Mom, I have something to tell...
  • The rhyming boyfriends! This guy has four daughters who all live at home. One Friday night the doorbell rings. The guy answers it and a kid standing there says, 'Hi, I`m Freddy. I`m here to pick up Betty. We`re gonna go eat spaghetti. Is she ready?'
    The man mildly amused, calls down his...
  • Doing the dishes! Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it`s missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
    Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet...
  • Potential and reality! A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. 'Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?'
    His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, 'Let`s make a demonstration out of...