The waiting!The restaurant where I took my two kids for a meal was crowded with fans watching a sporting event on television...
A harried waitress took our order, but more than half an hour passed with no sign of her return. I was trying to keep my kids from becoming restless when suddenly shouts of victory came from the bar. "Hey!" commented my youngest, "It sounds like someone just got their food!" Previous Joke Next Joke More Universal Jokes
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