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    Santa and Porsche!
    Once Banta saw Santa in a brand new Convertible Porsche.
    Banta asked Santa- Where did you get such a nice Car?
    Santa replied- Well, I was walking yesterday on a Beach minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this Car. She came out of the Car, took off all her Clothes and said, Take whatever you want.
    Banta added approvingly- Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn`t have fitted you.
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