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    Banta is traveling by the train. On his way, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the door, which happens to have a mirror in the front.
    He thinks there is someone in there, quickly shuts the door and returns to his seat.
    Five minutes later, he goes again, only to find the same man there. An hour passes, he`s made 20 trips to the bathroom only to find that the same person is still there. So he finally gets ticked off, goes to Ticket Checker (Our Santa) asked him, "What`s been going on."
    Listening to him Santa walks down to the compartment with the troubled Banta to get the man out. A few minutes later, he comes back and tells Banta "I am sorry, I cannot do anything. The guy in there is a railway staff member."
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