• A snail comes to a door of a grouchy old man and says:
    "Can I come in?"
    The old man says no and kicks the snail and the snail falls a few feet away. Five years later, the same snail comes back and says:
    "Why`d you done that for??"
  • Lost and found! Having lost his donkey, Banta got down on his knees and started thanking God.
    A passerby saw him and asked, 'your donkey is missing; what are you...
  • Blonde hail stones Blonde was driving her car home one night when she suddenly found herself in the middle of a really bad hailstorm. Hailstones were as big as golf balls, and her car got dented up really bad. Next day, she took her car into a repair shop to have the dents examined. The repairman, noticing that...
  • Neither do I! Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the Department manager. Upon completion of the test...
  • Pretentious parrot!! A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, 'Hey lady, You are really ugly,' The lady was furious! She stormed past the store to...
  • New cell phone! Morris a young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife Sherry something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day...
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