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    Customer: "Waiter! I asked for Alu Paratha but I find no potatoes in it!"
    Waiter: "What`s in a name Sir! If you ask for Kashmiri Pulav, will you expect to find Kashmir in it?"
  • Copy Cats? Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the Department Manager. Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one...
  • Volunteer fire truck... A fire started on some grassland near a farm. The county fire department was called to put out the fire. The fire was more than the county fire department could handle. Someone suggested that a nearly volunteer bunch be called. Despite some doubt that...
  • Ditto Banta and his son who ran a modest motor spare-parts business won Rs. 50 lakhs in a lottery. They spent the money to expand the business to include spare-parts for imported cars. They placed orders with foreign firms and got invoices in return. They were foxed by the...
  • Please get up! Once a newly married couple had a quarrel as a consequence of which, all conversation between them stopped. Unfortunately the husband was to attend his office very early...
  • Snails pace A snail comes to a door of a grouchy old man and says: 'Can I come in?' The old man says no and kicks the snail and the snail falls...