Santa was recently hired at an office. His first task was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well his first day on the job, he grabbed a thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.
    Santa held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take his order.
    "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" Santa asked.
    The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."
    "Oh good!" Santa sighed in relief. "I`ll have three regular and three black."
  • Poor Santa ! Santa and his girlfriend were out driving one day. He noticed that she kept looking at him and smiling.
    Then she leaned over and whispered in his ear...
  • Trap ??? A large group of Pakistani soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a Indian voice call from behind a sand dune. 'One Indian Army soldier is better than ten Pakistanis.'
    The Pakistani commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun battle breaks and continues for...
  • ID 10 ??? Santa was having trouble with his computer. So he called the computer guy, over to his desk.
    He clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.
    As he was walking away, Santa called after him, 'So, what was wrong?'
    He replied...
  • Scared ??? A plane was taking off from New Delhi Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the pilot made an announnncement over the intercom.
    'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain...
  • Phone book ! Santa stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, 'I have a complaint!'
    'Yes, Sir ?' said the librarian looking up at him.'I borrowed a book last week and it was...