Santa: "Do you know anything about this fax-machine?"
    Banta: "A little. What`s wrong?"
    Santa: "Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened."
    Banta: "How did you load the sheet?"
    Santa: "I didn`t want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it."
  • Loopholes ! A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife.
    She rushed in and said, 'What is it, honey?'
    He told her to run and get the bible as soon as possible. Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea. She ran and...
  • Poor Santa ! Santa and his girlfriend were out driving one day. He noticed that she kept looking at him and smiling.
    Then she leaned over and whispered in his ear...
  • Trap ??? A large group of Pakistani soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a Indian voice call from behind a sand dune. 'One Indian Army soldier is better than ten Pakistanis.'
    The Pakistani commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun battle breaks and continues for...
  • ID 10 ??? Santa was having trouble with his computer. So he called the computer guy, over to his desk.
    He clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.
    As he was walking away, Santa called after him, 'So, what was wrong?'
    He replied...
  • Scared ??? A plane was taking off from New Delhi Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the pilot made an announnncement over the intercom.
    'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain...