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    Santa buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
    Santa says, "I want my 10 million."
    The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn`t work that way. We give you a million today and then you`ll get the rest spread out for the next 9 years."
    Santa said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."
    Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 9 years.
    Santa, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you`re not going to give me my 10 million right now, then I want my Rs 100 back!"
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    Several hands went up, and many important things were suggested such as food, matches, etc. Then...
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    Right in the middle of the cemetery they were...
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