|Santa buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.|
Santa says, "I want my 10 million."
The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn`t work that way. We give you a million today and then you`ll get the rest spread out for the next 9 years."
Santa said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."
Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 9 years.
Santa, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you`re not going to give me my 10 million right now, then I want my Rs 100 back!"