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    Jeeto came running up to Santa jumping for joy.
    Not knowing how to react, Santa started jumping up and down along with her. "Why are we so happy?" Santa asked.
    Jeeto, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"
    "Great" he said, "tell me what you`re so happy about."
    Jeeto stopped breathless from all the jumping up and down. "I`m pregnant!" she gasped.
    Santa was ecstatic as they had been trying for a while. Santa grabbed her, kissed her, and started telling her how wonderful it was, and that he couldn`t be happier.
    Then Jeeto said "Oh, honey there`s more."
    "What do you mean more?", he asked.
    "Well we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!"
    Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew.
    "It was easy" she said, "I went to the pharmacy and bought the 2 pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive!"
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