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    Santa got up one Saturday morning with the odd feeling that something about this day was to be different. Something unusual was about to happen. He glanced out the window at the thermometer: 33 degrees. He went downstairs - the clock had stopped at 3 o`clock. He picked up the newspaper and read the date: the 3rd of the month.
    Threes - that was it! Santa grabbed the paper and flipped it open to the racing section. Sure enough in the 3rd race, there was a horse named Trio! Santa hurried to the bank, drew out his life savings and bet it all on the horse to win.
    The horse ran third.
  • Money back ! Santa buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
    Santa says...
  • Writer`s hell ! A writer died and St. Peter offered him the option of going to hell or to heaven. To help decide, he asked for a tour of each destination. St. Peter agreed and decided to take him to hell first. As he descended into the fiery pits, the writer saw...
  • Solitaire !! A army trainer was teaching his recruits about survival in the desert. 'What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?' he asked.
    Several hands went up, and many important things were suggested such as food, matches, etc. Then...
  • Neighbour`s pet Santa comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor`s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and Santa panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and...
  • Spelling mistake Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.
    Right in the middle of the cemetery they were...
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