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    Exhausted looking Santa dragged himself in to the Doctor`s office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can`t get a wink of sleep."
    "I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. "Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over."
    "Great," Santa answered, "I`ll try anything. Let`s give it a shot."
    A few weeks later Santa returned, looking worse than ever. "Doc, your plan is no good. I`m more tired than before!"
    "I don`t understand how that could be", said the doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the strongest pills on the market!"
    "That may be true," answered Santa, "but I`m still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one it`s hard getting him to swallow the pill!!!"
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    Not knowing how to react, Santa started jumping up and down along with her. 'Why are we so happy?' Santa asked.
    Jeeto, 'Honey, I have some...
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    Santa says...
  • Writer`s hell ! A writer died and St. Peter offered him the option of going to hell or to heaven. To help decide, he asked for a tour of each destination. St. Peter agreed and decided to take him to hell first. As he descended into the fiery pits, the writer saw...
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    Several hands went up, and many important things were suggested such as food, matches, etc. Then...
  • Neighbour`s pet Santa comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor`s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and Santa panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and...