|Exhausted looking Santa dragged himself in to the Doctor`s office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can`t get a wink of sleep."|
"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. "Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over."
"Great," Santa answered, "I`ll try anything. Let`s give it a shot."
A few weeks later Santa returned, looking worse than ever. "Doc, your plan is no good. I`m more tired than before!"
"I don`t understand how that could be", said the doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the strongest pills on the market!"
"That may be true," answered Santa, "but I`m still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one it`s hard getting him to swallow the pill!!!"