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    "How does Jeeto like being pregnant?" Banta asked his friend Santa.
    "Oh, she`s not pregnant," Santa replied, "she`s expecting."
    "What`s the difference?" Banta pressed.
    "Well, Santa explained, "She`s expecting me to cook dinner, she`s expecting me to do the housework, she`s expecting me to rub her feet . . ."
  • Speed trap A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a group of cars that were all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got caught and was pulled over.
    The officer handed him the citation and...
  • No Sleep ! Exhausted looking Santa dragged himself in to the Doctor`s office. 'Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can`t get a...
  • Santa`s lucky number Santa got up one Saturday morning with the odd feeling that something about this day was to be different. Something unusual was about to happen. He glanced out the window at the...
  • Pregnancy test ! Jeeto came running up to Santa jumping for joy.
    Not knowing how to react, Santa started jumping up and down along with her. 'Why are we so happy?' Santa asked.
    Jeeto, 'Honey, I have some...
  • Money back ! Santa buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
    Santa says...