Embarrassing !!Jeeto came into her doctor`s office and confessed to an embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time Doctor but they`re soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I`ve been here, I`ve farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here`s a prescription, Mrs. Santa. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week." The next week, an upset Jeeto marched into Doctor`s office: "Doc, I don`t know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I`m farting just as much, and they`re still soundless, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself ?" "Calm down, Mrs. Santa," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we`ve fixed your sinuses, we`ll work on your hearing." Previous Joke Next Joke More Universal Jokes
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