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    One Sunday morning Santa`s son burst into the living room and said, "Dad, Mom, I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Priya.
    After dinner, Santa took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years. She`s a wonderful wife but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Priya is actually your half-sister, and I`m afraid you can`t marry her."
    Son was heart-broken. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Sonu said yes! We are getting married in June."
    Again Santa insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Sonu is your half-sister too, I am very sorry about this."
    Son was furious! He finally decided to go to his mother, Jeeto, with the news.
    "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I am never going to get married", he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half-sister."
    Jeeto just shook her head. "Don`t pay any attention to what he says, dear. He`s not really your father."
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