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    Preeto arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband, Banta, in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, Banta stopped her with these words:
    "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn`t wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn`t suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don`t fit into anymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, `Is there anything else that your wife doesn`t use anymore?` And so, here we are!"
  • Mr & Mrs Santa Banta sees his buddy, Santa, in a bar and says, 'You`re not going to believe this, but I`ve got a wild nymphomaniac in my car out in the parking lot. She`s wearing me out! Can you go out to the car and keep her busy? The dome light is off, so...
  • Smart rooster Santa goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken.
    The cocky young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says: 'OK, old fellow, time to retire.'
    The old rooster says: 'You can`t handle all these chickens, look what...
  • My bike !! A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest. He points to a tree and says...
  • Evils of drugs Banta and one of his friends were picked up by the cops for using drugs and appeared in court before the judge.
    The judge said, “You seem like nice men, and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them...
  • Eraser ? A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight.
    “This is exciting,” thought the gentleman. “I’ve always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I’ll be able to see him in person.”
    Imagine his surprise when the Pope...
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