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    Santa and Banta driving on a street, in different directions. Out of some unfortunate mishap, the cars slammed into each other, head-on. They were able to get out of their cars without any serious injury, but the cars were totaled.
    Before Santa could say anything, Banta said, "Instead of fighting over whose fault it was, why don`t we just celebrate that we were able to come out alive?"
    Santa said, "Yeah, good idea!"
    "I have a bottle of whisky in the trunk, why don`t I pull that out?", suggested Banta. He went around, and luckily the bottle was not damaged in the accident.
    He gave it to Santa and said, "Here, drink some!"
    Santa took the bottle and chugged half of it down. Then he wiped his mouth and handed the bottle over to Banta.
    "Here, you have some!"
    Banta passed it back and said, "No, I think I`ll wait until the police get here."
  • Secret !! Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.
    'Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success,' he cackled. 'I have been in the open air day after day for some 75 years now.'
    The celebrants were impressed and asked...
  • Breathalyzer test! After a wild freeway chase, the motorcycle cop waved the speeding sports car over to the curb. When he walked up to the drivers window, he was surprised to find a very attractive blonde behind the wheel.
    'Ma`am,' he said .'I`m afraid we`re going to have to give you a...
  • Mother-in-law Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. Banta ran up.
    The man said, 'My wife is drowning and I can`t swim. Please save her. I`ll give you Rs 500.'
    Banta dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes, he...
  • Air sick ! Banta gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him. The huge man glares threateningly at Banta, crowds him so much that he`s flattened against the window, and immediately falls asleep.After the plane takes off, Banta starts to feel...
  • Sharp memory Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, 'Hello Class, I`m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class, remember it has an 'r' after the first letter.'
    A few days later the regular teacher is still sick. When Little Johnny gets to his desk, the teacher asks him...