Banta came into the bar, with a big scowl on his face, and ordered a drink.
    The bartender says, "You look a mite angry. What`s wrong?"
    Banta says, "Well, I was in bed with this gal, and we heard her husband coming in, so I jumped out the window and held on to the window sill. He came over to the window and saw me, and got this big shit- eating grin on his face.
    Bartender says, "Well, that would make me angry, too, Banta." "You don`t understand, that`s not what made me mad."
    "Well, what happened then?"
    Banta says, "Then he started banging on my fingers, trying to make me lose my grip."
    Bartender says, "Well, that would make me mad too."
    "You don`t understand, that`s not what made me mad."
    "Well, what happened then ?"
    Banta says, "Then he got a hammer and started hitting my fingers."
    "Ah, then THAT`s when you got mad, huh?"
    "You still don`t understand, that`s not what made me mad. The pain was so bad that I had to let go of the window sill."
    "Oh, I see now. THAT`s when you got mad."
    "No," sighed Banta. "I got mad when I fell 6 inches to the ground."
  • Santa in court A man was on trial for selling drugs, and his neighbour, Santa, was called as a witness.
    The prosecutor asked: 'Did you ever get any cocaine from the defendant?'
    'No, sir,' answered Santa.
    'Did you ever get any...
  • Secret !! Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.
    'Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success,' he cackled. 'I have been in the open air day after day for some 75 years now.'
    The celebrants were impressed and asked...
  • Breathalyzer test! After a wild freeway chase, the motorcycle cop waved the speeding sports car over to the curb. When he walked up to the drivers window, he was surprised to find a very attractive blonde behind the wheel.
    'Ma`am,' he said .'I`m afraid we`re going to have to give you a...
  • Mother-in-law Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. Banta ran up.
    The man said, 'My wife is drowning and I can`t swim. Please save her. I`ll give you Rs 500.'
    Banta dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes, he...
  • Air sick ! Banta gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him. The huge man glares threateningly at Banta, crowds him so much that he`s flattened against the window, and immediately falls asleep.After the plane takes off, Banta starts to feel...