|A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last barstool next to an older woman. After awhile, the woman starts to smell this horrible odor coming from the direction of the drunk.|
She turns to him and says, "Excuse me Mister, but did you just shit yourself?"
The drunk replied, "Yes ma`am, I have indeed shit myself."
The woman says, "Well, why don`t you go somewhere and clean yourself up?"
The drunk says, "`Cos I`m not finished yet..."