•  Santa is appearing on "Kaun Banega Crorepati (KBC)" with Amitabh Bachchan. Amitabh: "Santa, you`re up to Rs Fifty lakhs, with one lifeline left: phone a friend. If you get it right, the next question is worth a crore rupees If you get it wrong, you drop back to Rs 3,20,000. Are you ready?" Santa: "Yes." Amitabh: "Which of the following birds does not build it`s own nest? Is it A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush." Santa: "I`d like to phone a friend. I`d like to call Banta." Banta answers the phone: "Hello?" Amitabh: "Hello Banta ji, it`s Amitabh Bachchan from KBC. I have your friend Santa here who needs your help to answer the final question. The next voice you hear will be Santa`s..." Santa: "Banta, which of the following birds does not build it`s own nest? Is it A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush." Banta: "Oh geez, Santa. That`s simple. It`s a cuckoo." Santa: "Are you sure?" Banta: "I`m sure." Amitabh: "Santa, you heard Banta. Do you keep the fifty lakhs or play for one crore?" Santa: "I want to play; I`ll go with C) cuckoo". Amitabh:" Is that your final answer?" Pam: "Yes." Amitabh: "Confident?" Santa: "Yes; I think Banta`s pretty smart." Amitabh: "You said C) cuckoo... And you`re right! Congratulations, you have just won ONE CRORE!" To celebrate, Santa flies Banta to Ludhiana. That night they go out on the town. As they`re sipping champagne, Santa looks at Banta and asks him, "Tell me, how did you know that it was the cuckoo that does not build its own nest?" "It was easy," replies Banta. "Everybody knows that cuckoos live in clocks."
• Blow out !! Mrs. Jones was walking down a Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father O`Rafferty.
'Hello,' said the Father, 'And how are you Mrs. Jones? Didn`t I marry you two years ago?'
She replied 'You did that, Father.'
'And are there any...
• Do you know? Santa, a small town prosecuting attorney, called his first witness to the stand in a trial - a grandmotherly, elderly woman.
He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Kapoor, do you know me?'
She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you Santa. I`ve known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you`ve been a big...
• Caring medicos! Santa took his elderly father to a nursing home to check it out. He sat his father down on a sofa in the main aisleway and went to talk with the administrators.
Santa`s father started to tilt slowly toward the left.
A Doctor came by and said...
• Cab Driver A taxi passenger tapped the driver, Santa, on the shoulder to ask him a question. Santa screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then Santa said...
• Hearing aid ! Santa realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money.
'How much do they run?' he asked the clerk.
'That depends,' said the salesman. 'They run from Rs 20 to Rs 2,000.'
'Let`s see the...