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    Banta wanted to determine if both his wife, Preeto and mistress were faithful to him. So he decided to send them on the same cruise, then later question each one on the other`s behavior.
    When his wife, Preeto, returned, he asked her about the people on the trip in general, then casually asked her about the specific behavior of the passenger he knew to be his mistress.
    "She slept with nearly every man on the ship," Preeeto reported.
    Disheartened Banta then rendezvoused with his cheating mistress to ask her the same questions about his wife Preeto.
    "She was a real lady," his mistress said.
    "How so?" encouraged Banta asked.
    "She came on board with her husband and never left his side."
  • Speeding An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.
    The officer said, 'Ma`am did you know you were speeding?'
    The woman turns to her husband and asked, 'What did he say?'
    The old man yelled...
  • Don`t flush There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, 'Wow, these seats are big!'
    The person next to him answered, 'Everything is big in Texas.'
    When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a restaurant. Upon arriving, he ordered a drink and got a...
  • Santa at KBC again Santa at KBC again Santa is appearing on 'Kaun Banega Crorepati (KBC)' with Amitabh Bachchan.
    Amitabh: 'Santa, you`re up to Rs Fifty lakhs, with one lifeline left: phone a friend. If you get it right, the next question is worth a crore rupees If you get it wrong, you drop back to Rs 3,20,000. Are you ready?'
    Santa: 'Yes.'
    Amitabh: 'Which of the following...
  • Banta`s knowledge Banta and and son went fishing one day. Sitting in the boat for a couple of hours gave them not much to do, so the son started thinking about the world around him. He began to get curious so he asked his father some questions.
    'How does this boat float?'
    Banta thought for a moment, then replied...
  • Blow out !! Mrs. Jones was walking down a Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father O`Rafferty.
    'Hello,' said the Father, 'And how are you Mrs. Jones? Didn`t I marry you two years ago?'
    She replied 'You did that, Father.'
    'And are there any...