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    Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a pole for dear life, not breathing, not moving, not twitching a muscle, just standing there, frozen.
    The pharmacist, seeing this strange sight in front of his shop, goes up to his assistant, Santa, and asks, "What`s the matter with that guy? Wasn`t he in here earlier?"
    Santa replies, "Yes he was. He had the most terrible cough and none of my prescriptions seemed to help."
    Pharmacist says, "He seems to be fine now."
    Santa replies, "Sure, he does. I gave him a box of the strongest laxatives [something that loosens the bowels. Used to combat constipation, overdose causes diarrhea] on the market. Now he won`t dare cough!"
  • Santa`s expedition ! Santa`s expedition ! Santa, a big-game hunter, went on safari with his wife, Jeeto and mother-in-law.
    One evening, while still deep in the jungle, Jeeeto awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to Santa, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
    Santa picked up his rifle and...
  • Speeding An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.
    The officer said, 'Ma`am did you know you were speeding?'
    The woman turns to her husband and asked, 'What did he say?'
    The old man yelled...
  • Don`t flush There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, 'Wow, these seats are big!'
    The person next to him answered, 'Everything is big in Texas.'
    When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a restaurant. Upon arriving, he ordered a drink and got a...
  • Santa at KBC again Santa at KBC again Santa is appearing on 'Kaun Banega Crorepati (KBC)' with Amitabh Bachchan.
    Amitabh: 'Santa, you`re up to Rs Fifty lakhs, with one lifeline left: phone a friend. If you get it right, the next question is worth a crore rupees If you get it wrong, you drop back to Rs 3,20,000. Are you ready?'
    Santa: 'Yes.'
    Amitabh: 'Which of the following...
  • Banta`s knowledge Banta and and son went fishing one day. Sitting in the boat for a couple of hours gave them not much to do, so the son started thinking about the world around him. He began to get curious so he asked his father some questions.
    'How does this boat float?'
    Banta thought for a moment, then replied...