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    Santa and Banta are at work, digging a hole. Banta asks Santa other, "Why is that guy up there sitting under the tree while we do all the work?"
    Santa said that he doesn`t know, so he goes up and asks him why.
    The guy under the tree says, "Because I have intelligence."
    Santa says, "What`s that?"
    So the guy under the tree stands up and says, "Punch me as hard as you can."
    Santa winds up and punches him, but the intelligent guy moves away and the digger punches the tree. His hand is now killing him.
    Santa says, "Oh, I think I know what it is now."
    He goes back down to Banta.
    Banta asks, "So why are we doing all the work?"
    Santa replies, "Because he has intelligence."
    Banta says, "What`s that."
    Santa looks around for a tree, but doesn`t see one, so he puts his hand in front of his face and says, "Punch my hand as hard as you can."
  • Unfaithful Banta wanted to determine if both his wife, Preeto and mistress were faithful to him. So he decided to send them on the same cruise, then later question each one on the other`s behavior.
    When his wife, Preeto, returned, he asked her about the people on the trip in general, then casually asked her about the specific behavior of...
  • Santa`s expedition ! Santa`s expedition ! Santa, a big-game hunter, went on safari with his wife, Jeeto and mother-in-law.
    One evening, while still deep in the jungle, Jeeeto awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to Santa, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
    Santa picked up his rifle and...
  • Speeding An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.
    The officer said, 'Ma`am did you know you were speeding?'
    The woman turns to her husband and asked, 'What did he say?'
    The old man yelled...
  • Don`t flush There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, 'Wow, these seats are big!'
    The person next to him answered, 'Everything is big in Texas.'
    When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a restaurant. Upon arriving, he ordered a drink and got a...
  • Santa at KBC again Santa at KBC again Santa is appearing on 'Kaun Banega Crorepati (KBC)' with Amitabh Bachchan.
    Amitabh: 'Santa, you`re up to Rs Fifty lakhs, with one lifeline left: phone a friend. If you get it right, the next question is worth a crore rupees If you get it wrong, you drop back to Rs 3,20,000. Are you ready?'
    Santa: 'Yes.'
    Amitabh: 'Which of the following...