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    A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.
    The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked "What are you doing with that dog?"
    One of the boys replied, "This dog is just an old neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of us can take him home. So we`ve decided that whichever one of us can tell the biggest lie will get to keep the dog."
    Of course, the reverend was taken aback. "You boys shouldn`t be having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed. He then launched into a ten minute sermon against lying, beginning, "Don`t you boys know it`s a sin to lie," and ending with, "Why, when I was your age, I never told a lie."
    There was dead silence for about a minute. Just as the reverend was beginning to think he`d gotten through to them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh and said, "All right, give him the dog."
  • Anniversary Night On their anniversary night, Santa sat his wife sat down in the den with her favourite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced that he was preparing dinner all by himself.
    'How romantic!' Jeeto thought.
    Two-and-a-half hours later, Jeeto was still waiting for dinner to be served.
    She tiptoed to the kitchen and found...
  • Escape Banta was in jail serving 30 years for robbing banks. After serving about 12 years he is notified that his Uncle from Ludhiana has died and left him over 50 lacs. Banta was so happy when the warden said he would put it in trust untll he was released.
    The warden asked him if there was anything he wanted to buy before tying the money up. Banta said ...
  • Perfect hearing Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear perfectly again.
    The elderly gentleman returned to the doctor`s in a month for a final check on the new equipment. After some tests, the doctor proclaimed...
  • The Tramp Banta was walking home late one night when he came upon this intoxicated tramp on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the man, 'Do you live here?'
    'Yesh,' the man slowly replied.
    'Would you like me to help you upstairs?' Banta asked.
    'Yesh,' the man slowly sputtered.
  • War Veterans Santa mistakenly gets on a bus full of war veterans, but upon discovering it is going his way, decides to stay on for the ride.
    He sits down next to a guy that jerks his head to the left every few seconds, over and over.
    This really bothers Santa so he asks him, 'What's wrong with you?'
    The reply is, 'I got this in the war.'