Santa on duty
    A new soldier, Banta, was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear: No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield.
    A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back.
    Banta said, "Halt, who goes there?"
    The sergeant, who was driving, motioned to the back seat and said, "Brigadier."
    "I`m sorry, I can`t let you through. You have to have a sticker on the windshield."
    The Brigadier yelled from the back, "Drive on!"
    Banta replied, "Hold it! You really can`t come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."
    The Brigadier repeated, "I`m telling you, son, drive on!"
    Banta walked up to the rear window and said, "Sir, I`m new at this. Do I shoot you or your driver?"
  • Physical weakness! The little sexy housewife was built so well that the TV repairman couldn`t keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he`d near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.
    When he`d finished she paid him and said, 'I`m going to make a . . .well . . . unusual request. But you have to...
  • Santa in America Santa and his son were visiting America for the very first time.
    Santa was at a Local Food store going up & down the aisles with his son.
    Santa asked, 'What is this??
    Santa`s son, 'Powdered orange juice'
    Santa, 'Powdered orange juice??'
    Son: 'Yeah, Dad. You just...
  • One kiss per... Walking up to a department store`s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, 'I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?'
    'Only one kiss per meter madam,' replied Banta (clerk).
    'That`s fine,' replied the girl. 'I`ll take...
  • Unusual pet This guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, whichcame in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and...`
  • Hijack!! Hijack!! Santa arrived in his village from Amritsar in a very sombre mood. His clothes were torn and the geography his body was like a picturesque place affected by earthquake, which had uprooted almost evrything.
    When his dear friend Banta saw this state of Santa. He was in a state of shock. Banta enquired from Santa, the reason of this bad state.
    Santa informed Banta that...