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    Tim: Sam, I hear you just got married again.
    Sam: Yes, for the fourth time.
    Tim: What happened to your first three wives?
    Sam: They all died, Tim.
    Tim: How did that happen?
    Sam: My first wife ate poison mushrooms.
    Tim: How terrible! And your second?
    Sam: She ate poison mushrooms.
    Tim: And your third ate poison mushrooms too?
    Sam: Oh, no. She died of a broken neck.
    Tim: I see; an accident.
    Sam: Not exactly. She was not eating her mushrooms.
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