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    Santa was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife, Jeeto had been to him, and how fortunate he was to have her.
    He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind hearted?"
    The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son."
    "Why did you make her so good looking?"
    "So you could love her, my son."
    "Why did you make her such a good cook?"
    "So you could love her, my son."
    Santa thought about this. Then he said, "I don`t mean to seem ungrateful or anything, but why did you make her so stupid?"
    "So she could love you, my son."
  • Dancing duck A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.
    On the table was an upside-down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner...
  • Drunk Santa Santa walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. He staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.
    The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink--he could not be served additional liquor at this bar but could get a taxi called for him.
    Santa is briefly surprised then...
  • Dying wish The company owner is dying and calls in his lawyer and his accountant.
    The owner says, 'I am dying and I want to take my money with me. At my funeral put these envelopes in my coffin.'
    So at the funeral, the lawyer and the accountant put the envelopes in the coffin. But, on the way home the lawyer felt bad and...
  • Too fast !! A snail was moving along the beach when he happened to look back behind him and saw three turtles wearing leather jackets.
    After moving along for about four weeks, the snail looked back again and saw that the three turtles were still there and closing in on him. So, the snail picked up his pace.
    After about six more weeks, the snail...
  • Childbirth ! Childbirth ! Santa`s son was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, Jeeto, 'How was I born?'
    'Well dear...' said the embarrassed Jeeto, 'the stork brought you to us.'
    'Oh,' said the boy, 'and how did you and...