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    A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
    "Davy, what noise does a cow make?"
    "It goes moo."
    "Alice, what noise does a cat make?"
    "It goes meow."
    "Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?"
    "It goes baaa."
    "Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?"
    "Errr.., it goes.. click!"
  • Technical fault A priest, a drunkard, and an engineer were all being led to the guillotine to be executed. They ask the priest if he wants to face upward or downward when he meets his fate.
    The priest says that he would like to die face up, so that he will be looking toward heaven when he dies.
    They raise the blade of the guillotine and release it. It comes speeding down and suddenly
  • Say Cheese Three dead bodies of Indian politicians turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The medical examiner calls the police to show them what has happened. A Detective Inspector is sent and is taken to the first body.
    'He was a BJP leader, 65 years of age, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector,' says the medical examiner.
    The Detective Inspector is taken to...
  • Secret of long life Three old men were sitting on a bench in Florida when a reporter approached them. 'I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell us your secret to long life,' the reporter asked.
    The three old men agreed.
    The first old man was asked his secret to his long life.
    'I never drank alcohol, I never smoked tobacco and I have been married to the same woman for...
  • Highway Jerks One afternoon, this blonde drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax. On his way to the lake, a guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gestures for him to stop.
    Blonde rolls down the window and says, 'How can I help you?'
    'I am the red jerk of ...
  • Nurse`s revenge A businessman was confined to the for treatment of a minor malady.For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both staff and the other patients, demanding attention and expecting his every order to be followed immediately. He was in a six-man ward rather than a private room, his meals were too cold or not served to suit his taste, the light needed to be adjusted to his demands, the nighttime activities...